Does it make me a shallow, easily amused, lesser person that I often buy books solely for the foil font on the cover?
Scratch that question. I care not for your opinion.
Ridiculous embossed foil font is da bomb.
Anyways, I’m driving Student to Richmond so that she can get her Green Card today. This is something I’ve never done before, so huzzah for new experiences all ’round. Don’t worry. I plan on wielding my fun book with the foil font at the first sign of bureaucracy.

Oh you crazy East Coast with your too logical destination-named roads. We’re not going to Richmond, we’re going to Richmond Rd in Alexandria
Emboss for the win! ooh, textured for my pleasure!
And S Andrew Swann writes some pretty good space opera. he’s got a whole bunch of interconnected series, but you can start at the beginning of any of them (kinda like what Robin Hobb does) and have a blast.