Copyright 2014 by Paula S. Jordan
Extreme insistence on hyper-correct English usage has previously been discussed (There! Split verb form!) here on DarkCargo, the consensus being moderate resistance to pedantry while supporting general good usage.
Stephen Fry, who has obviously been the target of such demands more than once in his career, has delivered the all-time greatest response.
The graphic artist, Matt Rogers, also did a splendid job.